Year Released/Rating: 2001 R
Starring: Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson
Directed By: Ben Stiller
Written By: Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, John Hamburg
Star Rating: 5 /5 stars
Trivia: Ben Stiller wrote David Bowie’s scene as judge of the walk-off into the script without knowing for sure whether he would agree to it.
Mugatu: They’re break-dance fighting.~~Billy Zane: It’s a walk-off!~~Derek Zoolander: But why male models?J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.~~Derek Zoolander: I’m not an ambi-turner.~~Derek Zoolander: Or are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?Matilda: A what?Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer… one who speaks at funerals.[Matilda looks at Derek confused]Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?~~[a judge is needed for the “walk-off”]David Bowie: If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.~~[after he pokes a girl with a pin]Mugatu: Oh, I’m sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!~~Mugatu: It’s that damn Hansel! He’s so hot right now!~~Mugatu: Obey my dog!~~Derek Zoolander: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?